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Ilya Ilf and Yevgeny Petrov - one of the most prominent satirists and humorists of the Soviet era, whose books amuse and amaze us today. Quotes Ostap Bender and the other heroes of Ilf and Petrov have already become classics and firmly anchored in people's minds.
Website is a compilation of all the favorite phrases, which can be found on the pages of this remarkable book.
The ice was broken, gentlemen of the jury, the ice was broken. Maybe give you another key to the apartment where the money is? Ostap walked into a room that could be furnished only by creatures with imagination woodpecker. - That's your boy?
- Boy, is it bad? A typical boy. Who can say that it's a girl, let him first cast a stone at me!
Client must be trained to think that he would have to give the money. It must be morally disarmed suppress it reactionary possessive. Of course, I do not cherub. I do not have wings, but I honor the Criminal Code. It is my weakness. This mental exercise, as you can see, you are strongly depleted. You becomes stupid in front of. We need to show him some paper, otherwise he will not believe that you exist.
However, you can go, but we warn, long arms! .. He was - "long arms" made it unfavorable impression. Beggars be not so much bad, especially at moderate and low education of voice! He loved and suffered. He loved money and suffered from their lack. The financial gulf - the deepest of all the precipices, it can drop in a lifetime.
Ostap quickly snatched it from his hands Panikovski, saying:
- Do not make a meal of the cult.
Then he ate the cucumber itself. Monsieur, do not Mangin pas SIS Jour. Goeben world communication bitteetvas Kopeck auf dem shtyuk ford. Give something to the former deputy of the State Duma. Cold boiled eggs - food is very insipid, and a good, fun people will never let them there.
I have with the Soviet regime emerged in the last year of serious disagreements. She wants to build socialism, and I do not want to. I'm bored to build socialism. Do not knock bald spot on the parquet floor. - A deposit?
- You are not in the church, you will not be deceived.
- How much is the opium of the people? Life, ladies and gentlemen of the jury - is a complicated thing, but, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this thing just opens like a drawer. You just need to know how to open it. Who can not open, that disappears. He courted typist modest thigh which unleashes his poetic sense. The parade I will!
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Pedestrians must love. Pedestrians account for a large part of humanity. Not only that - the best part of it. Pedestrians created the world. Gasoline yours - the ideas we. In our vast country an ordinary car, designed, according to the pedestrians, for a peaceful transportation of people and goods, took terrible outlines of a fratricidal bullet.
The sunset was pure, naive, though he drew a provincial girl long before she came to mind first, scary thoughts about men. If you see the laughing American, it does not mean that it's ridiculous. He laughs for the reason that Americans have to laugh. You can be pretty and smart boy, well in school, well take a course of university science - and after a few years regularly visiting the cinema turn into an idiot. Li >
Rio de Janeiro - a crystal dream of my childhood, do not touch it with their feet. There is always a man who struggled wants to speak last. He drank so that it is able to create a variety of small miracles. Just do not shoot the chandelier, it is superfluous.
- You are quite vulgar man you love money more than they should.
- And you do not love money?
- I do not like.
- Why did you sixty thousand?
- From the principle! We though not Paris, but you are welcome to our hut. Interesting you man! All you have to order. Surprisingly, with happiness - and free!
Quotes taken from the works:
"The Twelve Chairs»
"The Golden Calf»
"One-storey America»
Notebooks (1925-1937)
via # image6878060
Website is a compilation of all the favorite phrases, which can be found on the pages of this remarkable book.
The ice was broken, gentlemen of the jury, the ice was broken. Maybe give you another key to the apartment where the money is? Ostap walked into a room that could be furnished only by creatures with imagination woodpecker. - That's your boy?
- Boy, is it bad? A typical boy. Who can say that it's a girl, let him first cast a stone at me!
Client must be trained to think that he would have to give the money. It must be morally disarmed suppress it reactionary possessive. Of course, I do not cherub. I do not have wings, but I honor the Criminal Code. It is my weakness. This mental exercise, as you can see, you are strongly depleted. You becomes stupid in front of. We need to show him some paper, otherwise he will not believe that you exist.
However, you can go, but we warn, long arms! .. He was - "long arms" made it unfavorable impression. Beggars be not so much bad, especially at moderate and low education of voice! He loved and suffered. He loved money and suffered from their lack. The financial gulf - the deepest of all the precipices, it can drop in a lifetime.
Ostap quickly snatched it from his hands Panikovski, saying:
- Do not make a meal of the cult.
Then he ate the cucumber itself. Monsieur, do not Mangin pas SIS Jour. Goeben world communication bitteetvas Kopeck auf dem shtyuk ford. Give something to the former deputy of the State Duma. Cold boiled eggs - food is very insipid, and a good, fun people will never let them there.
I have with the Soviet regime emerged in the last year of serious disagreements. She wants to build socialism, and I do not want to. I'm bored to build socialism. Do not knock bald spot on the parquet floor. - A deposit?
- You are not in the church, you will not be deceived.
- How much is the opium of the people? Life, ladies and gentlemen of the jury - is a complicated thing, but, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this thing just opens like a drawer. You just need to know how to open it. Who can not open, that disappears. He courted typist modest thigh which unleashes his poetic sense. The parade I will!
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Pedestrians must love. Pedestrians account for a large part of humanity. Not only that - the best part of it. Pedestrians created the world. Gasoline yours - the ideas we. In our vast country an ordinary car, designed, according to the pedestrians, for a peaceful transportation of people and goods, took terrible outlines of a fratricidal bullet.
The sunset was pure, naive, though he drew a provincial girl long before she came to mind first, scary thoughts about men. If you see the laughing American, it does not mean that it's ridiculous. He laughs for the reason that Americans have to laugh. You can be pretty and smart boy, well in school, well take a course of university science - and after a few years regularly visiting the cinema turn into an idiot. Li >
Rio de Janeiro - a crystal dream of my childhood, do not touch it with their feet. There is always a man who struggled wants to speak last. He drank so that it is able to create a variety of small miracles. Just do not shoot the chandelier, it is superfluous.
- You are quite vulgar man you love money more than they should.
- And you do not love money?
- I do not like.
- Why did you sixty thousand?
- From the principle! We though not Paris, but you are welcome to our hut. Interesting you man! All you have to order. Surprisingly, with happiness - and free!
Quotes taken from the works:
"The Twelve Chairs»
"The Golden Calf»
"One-storey America»
Notebooks (1925-1937)
via # image6878060
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