15 children's pearls about professions Bashny.Net

As children, we all made plans for the future. Someone wanted to be a pilot, someone - an astronaut, and someone wanted to be a princess. The current generation of kids dream of being entrepreneurs, bloggers or just inspired to write poetry.

< Website I have collected the most astounding statements about the occupations of the young talents.

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Five-year Danil asked who he wants to be:
- Danya, you want to be a pilot?
- No, they are broken ...
- Well then, captain?
- No, they sink ...
- Well, who then?
- And I'll make mattresses!
- Why ?!
- Do - lay, do - lay ...


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- Mom, our dad who works?
- Our dad works energizer.
- Yes, what he is Energy? Did you see what he comes home from work tired?

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Katia (7 years) after school says:
- Today, the lesson learned profession. We wrote what we want to become. And I am not to give out, I want to be a blogger, wrote simply: "Queen».

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- Maxim, who you want to be when you grow up?
- I want to be the inspiration for writing poetry.

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Senior (8 years) asks her younger sister (6 years old):
- Are you who you want to be when you grow up?
- Mom.
- You did not understand. I mean the profession.
- That you do not understand. I want to become a mother. Just my mother. Only you do not understand. Because you're a boy. It's sad to be a boy ... and hurt ...

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Mitya in early childhood:
- Mom, are you whom you work?
- Secretary.
- And Dasha grandmother?
- Booker.
- No, it's still interesting to be an accountant, always only money and money, but you - Secrets!

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I work in the garden. Nastya (5 years) sits brooding on his hands.
- Tell me, but where are you running?
- Nastya, well, as, I'm an educator in your group!
- Well, no, the teacher - it is clear ... a coin where you earn?

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- I'll be a fairy - said my granddaughter. - I study all sorts of tricks. For example, candy in my mouth disappears ...

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On the instructions of the teacher told the child about parents' occupations. In the morning on the way to kindergarten child mumbling:
- Mom - a psychologist, a father - lawyer, mother - a psychologist, a father - a lawyer ...
In the evening, the teacher noticed that our dad's a rare profession - skater. And to the question, who would like to be and why, has received the answer that the psychologist because it is easier to remember.

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Danya, 4 and a half years:
- Mom, what I'll be when I grow up?
- Well, I guess, an astronaut!
Puzzled:
- What on Earth has left work?

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We went to the hospital with her daughter. Nurse asks:
- Do you want to become a doctor?
- No!!! I do not want to be a doctor! You do not like! - And then quietly and calmly: - Growing up, I want to be a mom. Mom ... Mom all need everyone loves.

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Leon (3 years) shows the picture electrician helmet, in the panel's doing something.
- Dad, look, slim Uncle!
- What?
- Slim!
- Why ?!
- Well, he's working on a construction site!

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Annie (10 years) - child of lawyers in the third generation, grew up in an appropriate environment. She calls her once each Artem (8 years). Wept voice:
- An I broke my mother's statue of a ballerina!
Anya has, without question, and gave a clear recommendation:
- Said the pieces and deny everything!

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Young mother, a nurse by profession, often takes his little son 4 years to work with him, and in order to comply with the internal rules of the hospital, sewed him a white robe and cap. The child, permeated with the rules of conduct, procured somewhere shoe covers and gloves. He put on them, tied a gauze bandage and went straight to the operating room. On a strict question:
- And this is what?
He responded with a sense of great pride and enduring advantages:
- I - micro surgeon.





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