Who is deceiving our ass? (14 pics + text) Bashny.Net

Recently I was told terrifying thing! It turns out that not every roll of toilet paper are exactly 54 meters. Often manufacturers are going to commit a crime: we nedomatyvayut meter or two valuable material.

It would seem - what the difference, more than a meter or meter less?

In fact, there is a difference. Just imagine - you're sitting in the outhouse. Do you think that paper more fully. And then again - and you alone with the cardboard roll from the stump. That's when it will become clear why this was necessary nedomotanny scams meter.

I bought one package of each kind of paper that was in two nearby shops and died - the same as declared by the manufacturer if the actual length of the roll. Here are the results of my test:





Svetogorsk paper

Svetogorsk paper - this is a common, kondovaya toilet paper for the budget asses. If I remember correctly, about those we wipe rolls back in the Soviet times.

Standard package cost me four rubles 49 kopecks, packing "plus 10% as a gift" - 5 rubles 10 kopecks. In fairness, I note that I bought the two packs in different stores. So, it is possible that the "gift" of 10% - and in fact gift.

By the way, on the pack is small stigma «Zewa». And made this remarkable paper in the town of Svetogorsk, close to my home town of St Petersburg.

Now let's see if we do not fuck svetogortsy the size of the roll.

In conventional packaging indicates the number of separated leaflets - 350 pieces. On the gift, respectively, a 10% increase - 385. If you save and spend a time to spend five wipe away the leaves, then one roll enough for about 2-3 months. And if the shit very carefully, and wipe a leaf, this roll can stretch the whole year.



However, we begin to enter Calculate.

Carefully open the package I did not succeed. The first three leaf immediately went into the marriage. That is, of course, they can still wipe, but with great difficulty.

Next were honest, tidy, coming off right on the dotted line 346 sheets. And after two more sheets, glued to cardboard, which I normally could not tear.

Remember the anecdote, like airplane wings fell off?

The Tupolev develop a new model for the cargo plane. Like all do the right thing, but strive to test the wings fall off. Torments three months - does not solve the problem.

So sit once during the night engineers think. Suddenly - a knock on the office door. On the threshold of the old worker who before the revolution, the brothers Wright worked.

- This ... Well ... I've got a way to have to wing normally hold ... you drill holes along the line along which the wing is broken ...
- What do you know something? You have three classes of education!
- And try ...

Well, nothing to do. From despair drilled holes where workers say the plane was taken for testing. And look - normally flies an airplane. Wings held.

They called the worker asked what is the secret. Work explains:
- But when I tear off the paper in the toilet, she never for a hole not torn ...

So. To the paper "Svetogorsk Standard" does not apply. Honest 351 piece (1 - to marry), breaks where necessary. In short, the choice of thrifty man who is enough culture to use toilet paper.

We now verify "Gift" packages. Gift horse, of course, in the teeth do not look, however, it is necessary to know us - whether or not there 385 sheets?



Meticulously count revealed - indeed 385 sheets. Still, as a bonus, a few pages of a marriage, which (with an excess of free time) can also quench your thirst for purity.

If we consider that in the year of 365 days, a very correct packing - roll for the year. On one sheet per day, and 20 sheets for all sorts of surprises. If there is diarrhea, or to visit someone shit glance.

I wonder what was wiping his ass Gogol Plyushkin? Certainly not paper. Probably mugs. Or maybe some old rag. However, I do not rule out that he did not greed shit - digesting everything cleaned.



Kleenex Classic Nature

The next test - Kleenex Classic Nature. 31 rubles per pack or about 8 rubles per roll. Manufacturer - Hungary.

Paper, apparently imbued some flavor. The smell comes from something like firs in older cars.

The packaging flaunts evil warning: "In order to avoid suffocation, keep out of reach of children." Curiously - as possible suffocation toilet paper? Retinue of toilet paper rope and then on it to hang himself?

Oh, tough guys, the Hungarians. And cunning. Since the length of the roll is nowhere specified. That is, and I have nothing to check.



Zewa Plus, Aroma Daisies

Again Svetogorskaya Zev. This time - a more expensive option. 50 rubles per pack, ie 13 rubles per roll.

The scent of chamomile really felt.

Remember, by the way, children's teaser - "ass sniffing flowers." Tell me - well, what a difference my ass, what a scent of toilet paper?

However, let it be. Not prevent. In addition, the scent of chamomile combined with good color daisies - light yellow.

Compared to svom cheaper sibling - Svetogorsk STANDARD - roll length at the mouths Plus less. A two-layer paper. 208 sheets, 12.5 by 9.5 centimeters each. Confused, however, an indication of the approximate length of 26 meters, plus or minus half a meter.

What, one wonders, can fluctuate? The length of one sheet? Or the number of sheets in a roll? Now check.

The audit revealed 202 honest, normal leaf and 6 sheets of marriage, which tore at the beginning and at the end of the roll. Total - 208 sheets, as promised.



Dimensions sheets ... 12 and a half to nine and a half centimeters. Just as in the Swiss pharmacy.

Zev Plus Flavor Daisies Ladder also gets my ass.



Mola New

Go ahead. On the bench - the Polish paper, nice dark blue. A double layer of recycled fibers. Packing 4 rolls, the price - 37 rubles per pack, or 9 rubles per roll.

Sheet size: 97 to 125 mm, the number of sheets per roll - 176. On paper, painted beautiful hearts.

Immediately I remembered the drunken college years, when the toilet paper was used instead of napkins. However, the paper was then the most common - without any heart. Not to beauty was.

Okay, let's start trepanation.

The first positive impression - opened the paper without marriage! That is, even the very first piece, taped to the rest, it is safe to start up in business.

Poles get from me is a plus. The second advantage of the Poles I get at the end of the roll - when it turns out that here, no one piece does not go into marriage.

But after careful counting sheets of paper Mola reputation is tarnished .... 170 sheets! In six less than promised me!



Yes, and with the size of a piece of fuck, too. No 97 125, and 95 to 125. I had measured three times.

Why is that? Presumably, the Poles avenge us for that story with Susanin.

Okay. The final grade of paper Mola still positive. Because it nice and tidy done. And, in addition, cheap.



Regina

Paper Regina, apparently also been made in Poland. Decorated with beautiful flowers. It is worth 63 rubles per pack, or 16 rubles per roll that much. The inscription, which I translated as "without recycled," explains Price.

But that's bad luck, never indicated any length of roll or sheet sizes.

So from my test this paper officially ruled out.



Soft and Easy Aroma

Manufacturer - Poland. What is typical - the same manufacturer, as the previous paper, Regina.

Price - 37 rubles per pack, 9 rubles per roll. The two layers.

Appearance - hate pink. I have a paper to carry in your hand around the office was ashamed.

But on the package indicates the number of pages - 180.

Tell me why the previous paper, Regina, Poles hesitate to specify the number of sheets, and at this indicate? Now we check ... everything clearly. Exactly 180.

Yeah, you know how I feel?

I put the paper on the table and squander until the end of the table. It turns 9 leaflets. Then I tear off and squander 9 more layers. And I do so for about two minutes, until all the roll will not be counted.

So. In this paper a small size sheet that is placed on the table is not leaflets 9, and as many as 10.

Is this a disadvantage? I do not think. I propose to consider it as a feature. Type "tiny paper tiny ass».

In short, Soft and Easy Aroma also gets me Ladder.



Lambi

Lambi Paper belongs to the luxury class. 120 rubles per pack, 20 rubles per roll. Three layers. Sweden.

The packaging is drawn lamb. I wonder what he has to mean? Like, gently wipe as a lamb? Or "can be used for children»?
Okay. In Sweden, we have socialism. Socialism, as the know who is - control and accounting. Check whether one roll contains 160 sheets.

Indeed, exactly 160.

The Swedes, of course, err, written "about 160," but wound off accurately. I suppose for their equipment is not a problem. Or perhaps the word "about", they mean that may be 160, and, say, 160 and as much as one-tenth of the sheet.



The only upset a defective piece, about the middle of the roll. On the paper was a small speck, like a stain of blood. Not the blood of the lamb, which posted a photo on the packaging?

Yes, I chose white - made a statement. Remember the first rule of a woman? White not to wear ...



Lotus Royal

Last party verification - Finnish paper Lotus Royal, Choosing my ass. Let me have to endure the price of 200 rubles per set, resulting in a full-length 25 rubles per roll, but this paper is very durable and soft. For many years, I wipe your ass it is.

By the way, fun fact - is more expensive than the paper roll, the more rolls vanities manufacturer in one package. Why do you think?

Perhaps the most rich and abundant shit? Or carefully wipe? This topic is waiting for its researcher.

Well, I need to know, whether in the business one roll contains 153 sheets. And it really is the size of each sheet 102 by 125 millimeters.

Accuracy - the politeness of kings. 153 sheets were. However, the dimensions I intend to slightly less than the stated 101 by 123 millimeters, but in the end, the Finns have written "about". I will not quibble.

To summarize

Russian manufacturer - Zev and Svetogorsk Standard - lets honest, decent paper. What is important, cheap. Choosing leaner hostess or solicitous caretaker.

Polish paper, although well done, leaves a vague feeling of deception. That roll is not domotayut, the leaves make a small - something muddy our Eastern brothers.

And Scandinavian paper - Lambi and Lotus - clearly justifies its price. Of course, twenty rubles per roll - it's a lot. But let's face it: for those who genuinely loves his ass - it's not the money.



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