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Those who use USB - worship Satan!
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Evangelists announced the USB interface outside the law because of the fact that its logo uses the symbol of Satan - a trident.
The followers of one of the evangelical cults that exist in Brazil, banned the use of USB-ports, THINQ.co.uk reports with reference to the Brazilian edition Bobolhando.
The statement issued by the leader of the evangelists Waelder Saldana, said that in the logo use the USB trident who tries the souls of sinners in hell. This means that anyone who uses USB, actually worship Satan, he said. Instead of USB Saldanha urged his fellow believers to use other data interfaces - for example, FireWire, COM-port or PS / 2. Special approval from his side deserved Bluetooth (literally - "the blue (or blue) tooth"). Saldana said the blue - the color of the eyes of Christ, therefore this interface is the most pious.
It should be noted that in fact the Bluetooth got its name from the Norse King Harald Bluetooth, who is attached to the X century Danish part of modern Norway.
USB symbol is a tree flowchart at opposite ends of which there are a large circle, small circle, triangle and square. Other figures in the logo emphasizes that the USB is a universal interface.
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The followers of one of the evangelical cults that exist in Brazil, banned the use of USB-ports, THINQ.co.uk reports with reference to the Brazilian edition Bobolhando.
The statement issued by the leader of the evangelists Waelder Saldana, said that in the logo use the USB trident who tries the souls of sinners in hell. This means that anyone who uses USB, actually worship Satan, he said. Instead of USB Saldanha urged his fellow believers to use other data interfaces - for example, FireWire, COM-port or PS / 2. Special approval from his side deserved Bluetooth (literally - "the blue (or blue) tooth"). Saldana said the blue - the color of the eyes of Christ, therefore this interface is the most pious.
It should be noted that in fact the Bluetooth got its name from the Norse King Harald Bluetooth, who is attached to the X century Danish part of modern Norway.
USB symbol is a tree flowchart at opposite ends of which there are a large circle, small circle, triangle and square. Other figures in the logo emphasizes that the USB is a universal interface.
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