Repair of matches across the country. Bashny.Net

After reading the threads about repairs matches
Set out to see how it would all look on an industrial scale of our beloved state ... and count the cost of the state of repair of this magnitude ... all figures are conditional
coincidence with real events no more than an accident
Pictures I kindly borrowed from the author's themes of repair

It will be a bit of text and a couple of pictures "match»



and so went:
 - Russian President tasked to repair a broken match
 - A commission of 20 employees Skolkovo, which is to determine the feasibility of repairing the match (for 6 months) - the costs of creating and salaries commissions 500,000 rubles.
 - Commission for 4 months came to the conclusion that the match must be repaired -premiya members of the commission for early completion of the job - 200,000 rubles.
 - Online "procurement" appear tenders for the purchase of three vehicles BMW 750L for the head of the commission and two of his deputies ... worthless people reshayum problem of "repair the match" on a national scale walk - 15,000,000 rubles
 - The government is preparing for 2 months in the State Duma a bill on the establishment of "Scientific Center for repair of matches" - the salary of employees of the Government of 2 months of 500,000 rubles
 - The State Duma adopts bill in work and in the next three months in two readings approves it - the salary of deputies of two months 500,000 rubles.
 - On the basis of the adopted law is built "Plant on repair of the match", given the new roads and interchanges to the territory of the plant - the construction budget 1,000,000,000 rubles.
 - On the "Plant on repair of the match," bought the latest equipment from Japan and Malaysia, to the edge of the matches are not damaged during repair at the molecular level and connect them - the cost of equipment 20,000,000 rubles.
 - Online "procurement" appear tenders for the purchase of three vehicles BMW 530i for the director of "Factory repair matches" and two of his deputies - 9,000,000 rubles.
 - Work on the "Plant on repair of the match," about a thousand employees within 6 months in order to achieve real results - the salary of employees and conduct experiments with prototypes of 500,000 rubles.
 - The result of work - find the optimal solution for the repair of the match:
chop off the edges match the ax glue glue "MPE" and wrap the blue tape & quot; Total to repair one match state spent a conservative estimate 1,046,200,000 rubles.



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