the art of communication Bashny.Net

The management of our company note that some employees use obscene language during normal communication with colleagues.

As we get complaints from employees who felt offended, such behavior will no longer be tolerated. We
aware, however, that the ability to accurately express their feelings is crucial in communicating with colleagues. Therefore, we offer a list of typical
phrases to be used for the exchange of ideas and information without the risk of offending our vulnerable fellow.

TRY SAYING: I guess I can do that later.
INSTEAD OF: You think I should do more and this crap?

TRY SAYING: I'm sure this is not feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No dick will not work! TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: Do not fuck me to hang noodles on the ears! ..

TRY SAYING: Perhaps you discuss it with ...
INSTEAD OF: Go to dick.

TRY SAYING: Of course, this is important.
INSTEAD OF: And I a dick?

TRY SAYING: I was not involved in this project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my difficulties.

TRY SAYING: Interesting idea.
INSTEAD OF: What garbage?

TRY SAYING: I'm not sure that we can implement it.
INSTEAD OF: No shit will not work.

TRY SAYING: I'll try to find time for it.
INSTEAD OF: X% yli did not you tell me before?

TRY SAYING: Are you sure this is the problem?
INSTEAD OF: What, x% th difference?

TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with these problems.
INSTEAD OF: He's an ass for a head.

TRY SAYING: You upset my answer?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass.

TRY SAYING: I'm a little overwhelmed.
INSTEAD OF: For a salary and still work?

TRY SAYING: I think you do not quite understand correctly ...
INSTEAD OF: He went to hell.

TRY SAYING: I like difficult tasks.
INSTEAD OF: What the shit I slipped.

TRY SAYING: Would you like me to do it?
INSTEAD OF: What kid made you a prince?

TRY SAYING: I see.
INSTEAD OF: I hope you died.

TRY SAYING: Yes, it is necessary to discuss the details.
INSTEAD OF: Another fucking meeting?

TRY SAYING: I do not think there are any ease.
INSTEAD OF: I do not care.

TRY SAYING: He's a little maloemotsionalen.
INSTEAD OF: He inflated cattle.

TRY SAYING: She's a very determined lady.
INSTEAD OF: This bitch squeeze you dry and throw.

TRY SAYING: I think you will not hurt training.
INSTEAD OF: dick What are you doing?