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Humorous mini-essay with photos: "The era of Putin»



In the adolescent years, Putin loved fishing and was like Rambo



Small Putin



2100th year, the tour guide at the museum raskazyvaet:

- Here you can see the glass skeleton Putin.

- And what is next for the small bones?

- And this is the skeleton of Putin as a child!

He was not satisfied with the order in the country, and did not hide it



Was no stranger to earthly weaknesses



He was always kind, even to the guilty. Sometimes will wave his finger, threatening: "Well, well, gentlemen deputies. Will you be naughty. »



Everyone knows the kindness Putin. I'll tell you this case. Putin once shaved in the Kremlin, and walked past the little boy. Putin britvochku sharpens, and he kept looking at the boy. Here Putin shaved, cleaned up the brush again britvochku wears away, glancing at the boy. Then britvochku wiped and put in etui. But could and slash!

Yes uhvatisty, in general, man.



And he sang



So here you are, reindeer



When he was not fed in the Kremlin, do not hesitate to eat the grain straight from the field



Always stood guard morality and marital debt



Very loves and respects children



He loved passionately kissing fish



His white teeth! He them clean 2 times a day: morning and evening!



He insisted predlogali crown



It is very well disguised and sometimes its just not visible!



Putin bred calves and milking, milking, milking



Do not forget about the historical homeland



Fee for half a glass of tea 2K rubles



And many would do well



He always found a common language with any interlocutor



Or when not considered grass dope



Fond of toys and did not hesitate this



Loved music



Never cut in front of children on the slopes



Did not hesitate to put some clear that in order to strengthen international relations



Was able to look to format a memory card of digital cameras



He certainly had his touching weaknesses. One of them - condensed milk.



His touch women lost their mind.



All drunken friends Volodya brought to the house



Coined for the youngest Russians devyatikletochny sea battle



Learned to knock strike motorcycle helmet



Did not like the movie "Men in Black". Upset: "Where they say they're in Hollywood everyone knows?»



Always raised his hand when he wanted to ask whether it is possible to privatize the North Pole



Did not like, do not understand and did not want to understand striptease. Despite all the efforts of friends.



He had a good heart. He was not vindictive. Once he even pardoned Carabas-Barabas.



Sometimes jokingly played with women in armwrestling strip



and walked on water



sometimes he loved to romp over the telephone, he called the Kremlin's Security Council, and said that the Kremlin bomb



He did not like when men wore earrings



In the Kremlin's fun to "train" at corporate was always the first



worst violators of state. border got a nasty surprise



He is very good at mathematics. Friends often turn to him for help.



He loved to watch the drama in the movie and cry



In his spare time moonlighting and, incidentally, never rude to passengers.



Friday went with the boys to "carryout».



Was fair to blacks.



On demobilization himself sewed suit.



Not to carry on Krushavelyam and chose more demokritchnye tours.



On the fourth year of his presidency could afford a personal car.



Did inflatable children, indistinguishable from the real thing.

Was an expert in carpets.



Putin lit



Preferred racing style.



Has always been the focus of



Putin has always said to the point



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