Do your legs have tan lines on your belly, blocking the sun
Inanimate objects know what you think
Your neck is wider than your head
From 6 girls only 5 girls fit into the picture
Your bread prevent you see the road
You look like a man Michelin
No one can say you are a man or a woman
Your penis sandwiched between your stomach and nuts
Do you need help to dress pants
You weigh more than your bike
Even in your swimsuit has a stretch
Your belly is hanging out of your dress
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