Phrases ideal wife Bashny.Net

• - It's okay that we're stuck in the mud. You gazuy slowly, and I'll push the car back.

• - Today is Saturday! I'm going to my mother alone, and you go with your friends to the bath (fishing, hunting, club, etc.) Rock out on the full, if nothing does not deny!

• - Let's not go to the market to choose curtains !? It is better to buy a beer with shrimp and we watch football on TV.





• - No, this is very expensive mink coat. My demi-season coat is not yet very old, and very suitable for a handbag that you gave me on the millennium.

• - I repaired the iron itself! It turns out that this is so exciting!

• - A neighbor measures the new underwear. Go to estimate, then tell me.

• - This porn so informative! Let's try to do the same.

• - You already fifth consecutive SMSki come from some Oleg Borisych room, and Violetta S. FIFTH SIZE. Maybe something urgent? Or is it spam?

• - Go have a smoke, I rep the wallpaper itself.

• - a sack of potatoes, I myself heard. You see careful with beer. Do not break the bottle.

• - My twin sister still has seen you naked in the shower, and therefore requires a threesome. I hope you do not mind?

• - While you were at work, our cat wet your slippers. Do not worry, I already ran across the muzzle, and along castrated.

• - I like it when you snore ... and the neighbors behind the wall such fools to think that we drill the wall at night ...

• - These women's serials such a bore ... Let's watch sports.

• - How are you going to dinner without a hundred grams !? I have poured! A refrigerator is still standing. Holodnenky!

• - Your dirty socks scattered around the apartment - it's so sexy!

• - My mom has transferred all his annual pension on your savings account. She said that you were not angry because of the fact that she can not come to visit us for the summer.

• - They brought fresh beer. I took for you all.

• - And hunt you sunbathe on the beach generally !? Let's go to a nudist! I insist!

• - Three roses and a card - this is the perfect gift for my birthday.

• - Well, you drink here and relax with the guys, and I will not bother you. I'll go dig up the garden.

• - Why do you want me to go to the housing office for help? In the same line! I myself.

• - Can all the same in one vacation to fly to the Canaries? What I'll be there to disturb you? And I'm still in the apartment are covered with a laminate floor.

• - You were so funny at yesterday's birthday. It is a pity that you do not remember anything, and you have a headache from a hangover. And I'll have a beer ran. Lie down and rest.

• - Do you remember that bull in a jeep from a neighboring house? He even threatened to beat you, if you put your car in its place? So, his plate on a nearby construction site crushed to death. Together with the machine. Simply crane there - my former classmate, I asked him ...

• - A wash hands after using the toilet is not mandatory. You do not eat your hands and a spoon.

• - Shake ashes on the carpet, I'm still going to be vacuumed.

• - And while you were sleeping, I our car washed and vacuumed. Imagine what a wretch under your seat panties stuck. Be careful, do not put in the car anybody.

• - A women's dorm, which overlooked - Saturday bath day. I specifically bought a pair of binoculars that you could properly consider how they have there faience.

• - By the way, I promised you a blowjob!