As we walked Bashny.Net

As we walked the girls ... *

I phone rang one evening
I hear in the handset: Wow, bro!
Do now with you we have nothing
But, believe me, there is a perfect plan!

Not realizing that the theme proposed for
I said, I mean, you're on the grass?
The friend said: What do you mean, is not necessary!
What a thought in your head ?!

Know you gonna invite
In normal cultural gudёzh!
They will try to find the girls
That will give us a sweet shiver.

In the private club there is a party
We are with you tout friends.
Drink beer is now to warm
And at the party, we must not tarry! )

Having warmed up with sparkling beer,
And slightly semisweet wine
We degrees from the little crooked
In the club we go to the music of thunder.

All the girls dance, laugh
In the dim light - shining light.
And again liters of drinks poured
We stood like hounds on the trail.

And Madame in slinky dress
I am drawn drunk friend.
-Oh, hi! What is the name? -Just Kate!
-Pozovite Same Katya friends!

She calls a girlfriend and is suitable,
Getting into the shining light.
On the cheek pretty fly ...
And the girlfriend suddenly bass Hi!

I froze, stunned guess,
And other dissolute angry! )
Two friends also stole a whisper:
-We Recently changed your sex!

Without wasting a moment in vain,
He turned and gave Strekachev!
The friend I was overtaken by the bar
The shock shouting! )

Catching his breath, and vyhlebav beer,
Friend then politely told ...
He spun his head nervously,
He looked around - nobody heard ?!

And then offered to me, bro!
The first pancake, because it is always in a lump!
We are now one thing
provernёm Lady will be! I give here a vow!

A spacecraft will fly with you on the road
There are ladies just are! )
Proshvyrnёmsya with you a little
I will find those who will be pleased!

Just went on the air from the shadows
We are talking toward the weaker sex.
Another point forget about the decision
And the girl went with a smile.

But the friend was drunk normally
He said instead: What is your name?
What can not be said of spices and are drunk:
-Sorry, But how you blow ...

And in a graceful hand trick with gas
I did just for a moment.
And the girl on jet eye
I pour, and do not forget about shouting. )

I ran, another taking in tow,
And we flew in the back: Maniac !!!
If there is a king is silly in this and that world
This one, though, and it is a pity, but true. )

Bought in the "magician" clean water
And rinse his eyes drunk.
I said, you know, today in the course of
We already cut in time to brake.

The friend nodded and said with fear
Yes, today is not my best day!
We were in a gold making
Home. To complete crap! )