Rulebook for guests Bashny.Net

- Computer Do not touch.
 - Vomit on the street.
 - Drunk on my lisaped behind the wheel not to go. And the more sober.
 - Led a woman myself. Bring me, or take vaseline.
 - To smoke their cigarettes.
 - Bring beer and vodka with them.
 - Do not take a beer and a vodka.
 - Vomit on the street.
 - Do not write past the toilet.
 - Intimacy does not offer.
 - Do not sleep in the bathroom.
 - Wash your hands after using the toilet.
 - Do not stick your fingers in the socket. Especially my fingers.
 - Do not send neighbor tries not to beat the visiting police officers.
 - Vomit on the street.
 - Do not snack cockroaches.
 - Do not slip mice in bags girls. Especially my girls.
 - Not to be confused night boys and girls.
 - Do not try to set a world record for the loudest bunch in my apartment
 - Do not try to rearrange the system when the computer is off and drunk.
 - And it is not necessary to do it when the computer is sober.
 - Do not pour the vodka into glasses, standing upside down: it is very hard to lick off the table.
 - Do not shake hands, no kissing and do not try to rape a neighbor's pet.
 - Do not sit by his chair.
 - Do not drink all the vodka bought on the way.
 - Do not sleep on the chassis, on the table, on the rack, on the stove, in the closet, on me and on my women.
 - Do not fall into nirvana across the bed.
 - It is not allowed to give nicknames vending cockroaches.
 - Do not take more than offered.
 - Not to take the morning in mice honestly stolen chips and not complain about it (mice, not crumbs.) A hangover.
 - Do not bring a gun, knife, chemical, biological, nuclear and other weapons. Do not eat before the visit of pea soup.
 - Do not bring their cockroaches for mating with my.
 - Once again, puke in the street.