Physics Hell Bashny.Net

That's the real question on the test in physics at NUI Maynooth (Kidare, Ireland).
Answer one of the students was so "profound" that the professor decided to share them on the network.
QUESTION: How would you describe Hell - as exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic as (absorbs heat) system?
Most of the students tried to describe Hell using Boyle's Law, such as the expansion of the gas is cooled and the temperature at the pressure drops. One student wrote:
First, we need to figure out how the mass of Hell over time. To do this you need to know how many souls arriving in Hell and how many souls he leaves. I believe that if the soul gets to Hell, it does not leave it be. When asked how many souls in Hell comes, we will help to answer the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that the souls of people who do not belong to their church definitely go to Hell. Because man can not belong to more than one religion, we can unequivocally say that all souls go to Hell. Taking into account the indexes of births and deaths, we can assume that the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Let us now consider changes in the volume of Hell. To keep in Hell at the same temperature and pressure, volume should increase in proportion to its uvelechenie number of souls - according to Boyle's law. In other words, we have 2 options:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate staying shower, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until until Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding faster then the temperature and pressure drop - Hell freezes over.
What is the right option?
Taking the statement of Angela in the first year that "Hell will come winter more than I'll sleep with you", as well as the fact that today we woke up together - we will come to a definite conclusion that Hell has frozen. From this it follows that Hell is no longer able to take showers. It only remains to Paradise - which confirms the presence of God. This, apparently, is explained by the fact that Angela cried all last night: "Oh, God!»
Student received "excellent" only on the course.