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And unlike the girl and the examiners not to lose face !!!

One unusual work with the exam this year at MSU for literature.

Was put task - to write an essay on one of the topics:

1. The inner world of the "little man" in the image of Gogol and Kuprina;
2. The motif of suffering in the work of Nekrasov and Dostoevsky;
3. Traditions Saltykov-Shchedrin in satires Mayakovsky.

Unknown girl distinguished:




Let them forgive me Nekrasov, Dostoevsky,
Let them forgive me and Gogol, and Kuprin,
Let Mayakovsky throw sharp word,
Let him say, "You fool!" Saltykov-Shchedrin.

And you forgive me, dear experts,
Let mercy in the hearts come from heaven.
What a pity to create paper, a sacrifice
Was brought noisy forest green!

I fail to disclose your themes,
Want to check or not,
See here intractable problem
(Although my favorite poet Mayakovsky).

Akaki mёrznet under the boom of wind,
In his face beats madly burning snow ...
My height - only half a meter of accidents,
I, too, "small", perhaps people.

Mayakovsky same course of their satire,
About Saltykov-Shchedrin had forgotten.
His motives are not revealed to the world, he,
Their motives world he revealed.

Nekrasov understood how people are suffering,
As a woman crying over a small child.
And Sonia - his entire family saves,
For the good of their life and not sparing.

Dostoevsky was cruel to the sad Sonia,
Killed her missing father.
Mad chase wheels,
Death was not hidden the face.

Do not think, I ask that I'm stupid,
I know all writers from the board,
Their work and their heroes know,
But the theme of your tougher than a vice.

Destiny canvas stretched on a hoop,
But I am powerless in the abyss alien souls.
I do not want to suck from a finger
A three-page stupidity and nonsense.

I hope you at least read,
And if you smiled - light river!
Thank you that you have distributed leaflets.
Sorry for my stupid act.

From here I'll go one of the first,
But before we pass over the steel gate,
I wish you endless nerves,
Understandable letters in sheets of other works.

P.S. For the work put "excellent".

And this, of course, an anecdote, but a shining example of logical thinking.



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There is an exam on logic.
Professor:
 - On board the aircraft 500 bricks. One brick fell out of an airplane. How many bricks left on board?
Student:
 - Well, it's easy! 499!
 - That's right. Next question. How to put an elephant into a refrigerator in three steps?
 - 1. Open the refrigerator. 2. Place the back of an elephant. 3. Close the refrigerator.
 - Continue. How to put a deer in the fridge four reception?
 - 1. Open the refrigerator. 2. Pull out the elephant. 3. Put a deer. 4. Close the refrigerator.
 - Very Well! The king of beasts lion birthday! Congratulate him came all the animals except one. Why?
 - Because the deer is still in the fridge.
 - Great! - Said the professor. - Come on. Can a grandmother to go through the swamp with crocodiles?
 - Of course it can! After all, the crocodiles have gone to celebrate the birthday of a lion.
 - Okay! And now the last question. Grandma went through the empty swamp, but still died. What happened to her?
 - Uh-uh ... maybe a heart attack?
 - And here and there! She fell to the brick, which, as you remember, dropped out of the aircraft. A week later, my dear, come to me to re-sit! ..

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