The complexity of the proceedings


LAWYER: Doctor, before you begin the autopsy, you checked the pulse?
WITNESS: No.
LAWYER: Did you check your blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
LAWYER: You have seen that there is no breath?
WITNESS: No.
LAWYER: Then is it possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
LAWYER: Why are you so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was in a jar on my desk.
LAWYER: I see ... But nevertheless - whether the patient could still be alive?
WITNESS: Yes. It is possible that he was still alive, and even practiced in law

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